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when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
what about geladas though, they're like baboons but they can flip their upper lips past their noses.
They’re like little old men that transform into Hellraiser monsters
so I just went to a new school and so far all I've heard the other girls talk about what people are wearing and how "slutty" it is and stuff how do I start conversations without getting off topic and not being mean how does this work? like all I want to do is trade mix tapes or make a band or something
Readers won’t stop sending the Bad Advisor their real-ass questions to answer, so the Bad Advisor is periodically going to try her hand at answering them.
Be the change you want to see in the world, friend!
Don’t worry about being mean to mean-ass people who sit around trying to divine the sexual habits of friends and strangers from the kind of clothes they wear. And why are you worried about being off-topic when the topic is shitty-ass sexist sexism?
Lead by motherfucking example:
Person: Wow, Tinkywink sure is slutting it up in that skirt today!
You: Who cares? Tell me your favorite songs about gambling, I’m makin’ a mix tape.
Person: Yeah yeah yeah, but SLUTTY SLUTTIMES.
You: Is that a song about gambling?
Person: Ohmygod, check out Higgledyskank’s stripper heels, is she on her way to work or something?
You: Sucks that a T-Rex would have a really hard time playing the flute, huh?
Person: I’m sorry, did you miss the asinine shit I was just talking about another human being?
You: Their little arms, you know?
Repeat, repeat, repeat. And look, you’re a girl at this new school who wants to start bands and make mixtapes, and Bad Advisor bets a dinosaur tail that you’re not the only one. You might need to shake up your lunch routine, or join a couple new clubs before you find like-minded folks. Don’t write off all the girls at your school before you’ve given them a chance to be cooler to their fellow gals. They might be waiting for someone just like you to give them permission to break out of old, slut-shaming habits.
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